Well, I guess we have the first blobsquatch of the year. According to Thomas Byers of North Carolina the big fella scared the bejeebers out of him as it snarled while crossing the road.

Of course it’s in the usual enhanced blurr vision video standard which we have all become accustomed to. And why not? If this ain’t the live and in the flesh bigfoot, I don’t know what is.

Lets all watch this telling video that Mr. Byers took of his cousin in a furry suit…Errr, I mean the elusive Sasquatch.

According to several news reports on Wednesday, March 23, 2011, a North Carolina man claimed that he has captured a video of Bigfoot.

According to reports, Thomas Byers sent an email to NewsChannel 36 saying he saw Bigfoot walk across Golden Valley Church Road in Rutherford County on Tuesday night. Byers also wrote his experience on hubpages.com.

“As I filmed it crossing the road it turned its head towards me and snarled or growled at me as it ran across the road. It was truly one of the most amazing sites I have ever seen. It was at one point only 15-20 foot from me and it happened so fast and shook me up so bad that I really didn’t understand what I had seen until it was up the side of the mountain and out of sight,” Byers wrote on hubpages.com.

Source:http://www.batangastoday.com/bigfoot-video-captured-by-thomas-byers-video/11074/

OK, I can only take it for so long and in this case I couldn’t even take it long enough to publish this article. This is the most laughable attempt I’ve seen since Jip was a pup and I don’t even know what that means. I wonder if he directed his cousin to limp? “Hey Cletus, give er a limp, that’ll fool them Yankees! Yea, we’ins gonna be famis!” “Now gimme that thar last beer! After all, I gotta drive home doesn’t I?” Great pickins at the dump today!

Can this guy honestly believe that anyone is going to think this is Bigfoot? What a Ta Ra Ra Goondeay.

I hope I don’t sound too cynical. Everyone knows how understanding I am.