This Zombie thing is becoming too widespread! I wonder….what is the government hiding from us? Why all the zombie preparedness?  Are they really coming….and when? What do I do? Where do I go? HELP!

I don’t know how you would respond to a Zombie Apocalypse but for me it would go something like this:

1. Pee pants
2. Poop pants
3. Run around in circles with arms flailing over my head, screaming uncontrollably.
4. Pass out.
5. Wake up.
6. Repeat.

In fact, I plan to patent my 6 step response tactic so others can have a guideline in dealing with most if not all major disasters or apocalyptic scenarios. You may remember that it also comes in handy for alien attack.

Now, Michigan State may not have my level of understanding but it seems they are trying and now offer a brand shiny new course called “Surviving the Coming Zombie Apocalypse: Catastrophes & Human Behavior.”

This course is open to anyone who is para….I mean, anyone who has a high school diploma.

Here’s a little more on said course including a snappy little video:

Surviving the Coming Zombie Apocalypse: Michigan State University To Offer Zombie Fighting Class

The zombie apocalypse is coming, that’s a fact. And if you want to be prepared you should probably enroll in Michigan State University’s new course, “Surviving the Coming Zombie Apocalypse: Catastrophes & Human Behavior.”

The course, according to Time Magazine, focuses on how humans behave when faced with plagues or other catastrophic events. The course will cover the hypothetical questions concerning a zombie uprising, but will also look at how to deal with earthquakes, plagues, falling meteors and other doomsday scenarios.

According to the course catalog:

“The question at the center of this course is, “How do humans behave in catastrophic times?” Does their behavior change in the midst of trying to survive and the decisions they face? We will examine major catastrophic events from the past, look to potential future events, and consider a concept for increasing our chances of survival.”

So if there is a zombie apocalypse, is our only chance of salvation resting in the hands of MSU alum. Thankfully, no. The course will be available through the university’s Lifelong Education program which is open to everyone who meets the requirements (mainly a high school diploma).

The course will be taught by Glenn Stutzky, who summed up the program to TIME.com by saying: “In a time of catastrophe, some people find their humanity; other lose theirs.”

Hmmm, maybe they have something here? Maybe there is a better way? Maybe my way of doing things isn’t the answer? Maybe this is a more logical approach to the entire Zombie scenario? Maybe, just maybe, society as a whole needs an approved and authoritative system sanctioned and operated by an official body that will set into motion a stable curriculum as well as a series of checks and balances to insure the best possible outcome should such a disaster come to fruition?

NaaaahW!

Thanks to The Inquisitr for this brain draining story.

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