Well Nobbles, here’s your chance to cry Wol…I mean Chinese Lanterns. Hold on though! There’s something not quite lanterny about these objects.

Shot over Las Vegas this month, it seems to be a procession of lights traveling straight down what could be the Las Vegas strip but more likely a secondary avenue.

Believe me GTers, I hunted and hunted for more information on this video but came up empty. Soooo, anyone who can find some extenuating dish will win a date with Javier’s second cousin on his dogs side of the family.

Now, as much as I want to scream Nobb…I mean Chinese Lanterns, I have to refrain due to the fact that CLs are typically glowing red and they sometimes flicker. These are bright white and while they do seem to blink, it’s at longer intervals than you would see with a CL.

The fact seems to be that while these are UFOs, they certainly don’t seem to be an invading Armada from Battlestar Galactica. What we are looking at is likely a Casino promotion or some other gimmicky Vegas stunt. There’s also a chance they are being towed along by an aircraft that’s already behind the video shooter? However, based on what appears to be a fairly long line, I’d say that’s not very likely scenario.

Alright, you’ve suffered enough….Orrr have you? Maybe you need a little more narration? OK, OK, I’m just funnin with ya’ll, sheesh!

Now that you’ve seen the video it’s clearly a group of probes sent by a mothership to scan the city, right? OK maybe not, but frankly speaking, I just don’t know for certain what’s going on here.

Maybe one of our astute investigative minds have seen something like this in Vegas before, or at least one of you can make an uneducated guess. I mean, why stop now when complete humiliation is but a comment away?