The following is a pretty graphic description of how the world WILL end this coming August.
Fear not, unspecified unselfish aliens will arrive in time to give assistance to unselfish survivors.

Published on Apr 1, 2013

Planet Nibiru to pass Earth by August 2013
With Niburu fast approaching and bumping asteroids from the Kruiper belt towards Earth ahead of its approach… its is only a matter of time before the Planet Itself passes Earth and causes global devastation and changing of the Earth’s rotation with the Sun rising from the West. That is predicted in Islamic Tradition. No wonder its the truth. Just being honest.

But at that point converting to Islam and believing in one god, Allah will be too late. It will be too obvious by that point that your repentance will not be accepted

So Nibiru is both out beyond the orbit of Pluto, AND stuck in stationary orbit between Earth and the sun?

You know, just because this was published on April 1st doesn’t mean it isn’t true. I’m sure it was posted then only as a disinformation strategy by the shadow government who doesn’t want us to get our free alien vibrators.

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