Video Series: Marble Hornets – Poll Results

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August 21, 2012
Scott McMan
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Circle the wagons and keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times because we are moving forward!

That’s right GTers, in a democratic show of strength, the Marble Hornets lovers have won. In fact it wasn’t even close as they crushed the haters by a more than 2 to 1 ratio!

As of this posting, the vote count is 24 for and 11 agin. Talk about a turn out! I thought it would get some interest, but it quickly grew into an all out slugfest and before I knew it ones of tens came out to vote. I’m just surprised we didn’t crash the poll server.

The bottom line is the series will continue and I even have a helper now, as Lindsay will be monitoring Youtube as my agent in the field. Of course, this is all pending the actual forthcoming videos will….*cough* actually be forthcoming. Then again, with all the residuals rolling in to Jay’s bank account from those big time ads, something tells me it will be business as usual. Yes, I am speculating there, but why in the world would someone allow joy draining movie trailers to open for his videos? Because he’s a masochist? I think not my dim wit….Uhh, I mean, my wise and learned friends. Actually, I can’t guarantee anything.

OK, nuff said! Now it’s time to get your snacks and drinks, find a comfortable chair in an out of the way place, sit back and……wellll, wait. However, your wait won’t be long! Alright, maybe it will, but not very long…..then again it could be a day or two, or maybe a week. I wouldn’t expect any longer than that…..unless of of course it is longer than that. Oh, who am I kidding! This is going to drag out for years! We’ll all be dead and gone by the time a new video comes out! Our skeleton’s will be sitting in those chairs, eye sockets fixated on our video monitors! All around us life will be in bloom, fresh and new, but we won’t be a part if it! No, no, we’ll be ever waiting, waaaiting for that next video. OhHhh, there will be rumors that Jay and Alex have been dead for years, but then someone will whisper into our dry earless skulls. I saw Jay at the 7-11 when I visited my relatives on the moon last week, they’ll say. Yea, yea and another will exclaim, I’m sure it was Alex I saw get into that Hovercar in front of the museum of Marble Hornets. They have a museum, I’ll think (because I can’t talk without a tongue, of course)? If there’s a museum? They don’t make museums if something is current, dddo they? No, no, it’s still going on, I know it!

Yes, the next video will be coming any day now…..any day………….

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