This my friends is a GT exclusive:

While channel surfing last night, I happened across this infotainment channel called Jewelry TV or JTV for short. I don’t know if any of you have seen this cable channel, but it’s a QVC style network dedicated to jewelry.

I almost missed the boat on this one because I was clicking along at a man style hunt and peck rate. However, it so happens that they did a full face view of this woman presenting the product for that time period which stopped me in mid click.

I nearly spit soda as I clearly saw the woman had not two but three distinct nostrils. I then began to rationalize the whole scene, trying to convince myself that it was a trick of light and shadow, or some sort of anomaly with the broadcast. However, the longer I watched the more convinced I was that this woman indeed had a third nostril right in the center of her nose.

To my advantage, I have a 60″ HDTV with the ability to zoom the picture, which I did. I even walked up and stood a foot away from the screen. I then paused and froze the picture several times to catch her at as many head angles as possible. By Cracky if she didn’t have that third nostril every time! I just couldn’t believe my eyes!

Why would JTV hire a three nostril woman to do jewelry showcases? Why? Why? Why? Nothing made sense as I continued my attempt at reconciliation.

Think I’m crazy? Well, here’s your chance to dispute my findings. Watch the video I captured and tell me you don’t see that third hole:

So, there you have it! Does this woman have three nostrils? I am not going to say emphatically yes, but I have to tell you, I watched her for a good 20 minutes and at no time did the third hole disappear.

Of course it could be that something is funky here but for the life of me, I am seeing a third nostril.

What do you think? Maybe JTV will call and fill us in on whether this is true or not.

Associated Content:

EX: Human Nose
EX: Deviated Septum
EX: Facial Anomalies (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES)