When I came across this story I didn’t believe it, so I started doing a little investigating. Seems the Giant Weta is as real as the nose on your face…and bigger too.

I can’t believe I’ve never heard of this, this Ookie bug! I get the willies just thinking about it. This thing is enormous, some grow to weigh 3 times that of a mouse.

Said to be docile, I don’t want to find out!

Found on Little Barrier Island, in New Zealand, this one shown was discovered by nature lover Mark Moffett. He was so happy to meet it that he shared a carrot with it. YUCK!

OK, here it is and as I sometimes say, don’t tell me I didn’t warn you:

Meet the world’s heaviest insect, which weighs three times more than a mouse… and eats carrots

A nature-lover has revealed how he spent two days tracking down a giant insect on a remote New Zealand island – and got it to eat a carrot out of his hand.

Mark Moffett’s find is the world’s biggest insect in terms of weight, which at 71g is heavier than a sparrow and three times that of a mouse.

The 53-year-old former park ranger discovered the giant weta up a tree and his real life Bug’s Bunny has now been declared the largest ever found.

He came across the cricket-like creature, which has a wing span of seven inches, after two days of searching on a tiny island.

The creepy crawly is only found on Little Barrier Island, in New Zealand, although there are 70 other types of smaller weta found throughout the country.

The giants of the species were wiped off the mainland by rats accidentally introduced by Europeans.

After Mark found the female weta he fed it the carrot before putting it back where he found her.

Mark, 53, said: ‘Three of us walked the trails of this small island for two nights scanning the vegetation for a giant weta.

‘We spent many hours with no luck finding any at all, before we saw her up in a tree.

‘The giant weta is the largest insect in the world, and this is the biggest one ever found, she weighs the equivalent to three mice.

‘She enjoyed the carrot so much she seemed to ignore the fact she was resting on our hands and carried on munching away.

‘She would have finished the carrot very quickly, but this is an extremely endangered species and we didn’t want to risk indigestion.

‘After she had chewed a little I took this picture and we put her right back where we found her.’

Mark, from Colorado, America, added: ‘We bug lovers hear a lot of people who think insects are inferior in some way because of their size, so it was great to see such a big insect.

‘This became all the more amazing when we realised that this was the largest insect recorded.’

Source: Daily Mail

Can you imagine strolling through the forest eating Skittles or something and one of those Weta’s dropped onto your shoulder? I’d be Wetaing my pants!

I would freak the hell out! Run screaming like a little school girl, calling for my mommy and I haven’t done that in 40…..days!

Oh yea, like you’d be all, come here giant disgusting bug, I want to pet you. I want to stroke your delicate thorax and wipe the carrot spittle off your jaws. Dude, i wouldn’t even step on one! Can you imagine the sickening crunch it would make? No Siree-Bob!