Eee-Aww! Is the defense given when a man named Moyo, 28, was arrested in the town of Zvishavane in Zimbabwe.

Apparently he got himself a hooker for the evening and she turned a trick, literally! Moyo, who I’m sure must have drunk too much whack root tea, claims the woman turned into a Donkey when he was found with the animal on this past Sunday morning.

Moyo was immediately accused of having sex with the Donkey and taken to jail.

According to Moyo, he’s in love with his four legged mistress. I’d say he got his $25 worth.

Heck, I’d give $25 to anyone that can pronounce the name of that town.

Here’s the scoop, short and sweet:

Zimbabwean man claims prostitute turned to donkey

A Zimbabwean man has told a court that he hired a prostitute who during the night transformed into a donkey, and that he is now “seriously in love” with the animal, according to state media.

“I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with (the) donkey,” Sunday Moyo told the court, according to The Herald newspaper.

Moyo, 28, was arrested in the town of Zvishavane, about 185 miles south of the capital Harare on Sunday.

He said he had paid $25 for a prostitute, and was surprised Sunday morning when he heard people accusing him of having sex with a donkey.

Moyo has been charged with bestiality and remanded in custody. The court has ordered him to undergo a mental examination, The Herald said.

Source: The Telegraph
Bonus: Man gets caught having sex with horse…again!

So, he loves a Donkey? Can you blame the poor guy? Just look at her alluring eyes.