Ello Ello!

That was my Englishter hello from Friday Videos! Aren’t you all glad it’s Friday again? Of course you are! I saiid, Of course you are! That’s better…Yes, much better. Hold on while I do my maniacal laugh….no, wait, still doing it…annnd done!

You know, I don’t even need a prompter to tell you to laugh or applaud me. You just can’t help yourselves. No, no, Shhhhhh! Now, lets quiet down while Uncle Scott tells a story. A true story in fact. A story of intrigue and….in..trigue….Uhh OK, the story.

One day, long, long, long, well, it wasn’t that long ago, but long ago sounds better. One day, long ago there was a video. The video was never shown because it was never picked for the video marathon team.

This made the video very sad and caused it to have emotional as well as gastrointestinal problems. YES! This video had a gastro system! Get off me!

OK, OK, now that we’ve broomed the subject, lets get into it! No, I will NOT calm down! You wanna go!? I’ll take on every one of you…..women! That’s right! Yeaaa, I thought that would shut your pie holes! Now next time you’ll know better.

Listen, I have to apologize, I don’t mean to get all up in your grills…..I always wondered what BBQ had to do with….Oh well, nevermind. I am sorry though as I’ve been under a lot of strain ever since my pet goldfish, “Goldfish” died. He drown in a pool of his own water after eating too much kibble. The bag said fill the bowl twice a day to keep your pet healthy and strong. Come to find out, it was actually for a dog! that explains a lot, huh? “Ohh, they meant a dog’s food bowl, not a fish bow….Iiii see!”, said me at the time. Boy was my face red….from too much sun. It was hot out there!

Anyway, I’m going to go grieve for Goldfish while you guys watch this very cool episode of Ancient Aliens. Hey, speaking of Aliens, what’s the deal with that one guy’s hair? Has anyone noticed that some of these UFO experts look like they just walked off a CBN set? UFO experts and Christian TV Personalities must use the same hair, makeup and wardrobe people.

Oh yea, the video. It’s all about really scary and unexplained places. I know you’ll come away scratching your heads. Tip: Don’t scratch too much or you’ll dig right thru to your brain….or China, I’m never really sure on that one.

This episode is called Aliens and Evil Places and it even has a very interesting segment regarding the Dyatlov Pass incident which many of you found fascinating in this article.

I have to admit that I’ve already seen it and I was astonished at some of these places I’d never heard of. This is my serious part of the intro in case you couldn’t tell.

The point is, I really think you guys will enjoy this and if you don’t please submit all complaints to Javier C/O Ghosttheory Complaint Dept., PO Box 555, Hillywood, Cafilornia.

Now, on with the show! Hey guy with the potato chips!? Did you smuggle those in? Give me th…AHHHH! MY EYE! I’M BLIND! Oh wait, I had it closed…False alarm! I’m OK.

Wasn’t that spak-tak-ular? By the way, my court date against the guy that tried to break my eye is next week. Anyone who saw the incident…Ohh, you saw it? Wonderful! Can you testif….What? No, I did not start the fight? I was merely trying to confiscate contraband sour cream and onion potato chips and the guy hit me! I did not hit him first! Listen youuuu….AHHHH! MY EYE! I’M Bl…..

Have a great weekend everyone! Note to self: Pick up bag of sour cream and onion potato chips because they are delicious. Mom! I told you to stay out of the basement when I’m making a……