Have you ever dreamed of the day when you could shop online for you and your zombie friends? No? OK how about this: Have you ever wondered what it would be like to talk online to a zombie Customer Service Agent? Sears.com seems to have been hacked by zombies once again! The walking dead have taken over the virtual website, including online support.
The Sears Zombie Apocalypse is customized to meet the needs of the living and the dead. Hop on over to Sears.com/zombies and check out what they have in store for you and your zombie friends.
The living have long enjoyed shopping online at sears.com. But why shouldn’t the undead get the same great service and selection? That’s why we’ve launched an online store just for zombies. Now, the living dead can get the latest deals, find gifts for friends and watch informative and fun videos. Recently undead? Try the Zombie Friend Maker or switch to the Zombian version of the site. It’s the same fun and easy shopping experience that sears.com is known for—now just for zombies.
Enjoy browsing Sears.com/zombies. Fun Halloween stuff!
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