In keeping with the big week of discovery and expeditions, I decided to find something on Bigfoot, something scary. First I looked for the movie but figured it would be highly unlikely. However, while searching I happened upon and episode of Lost Tapes.

Woo Hoo I exclaimed as I had won another Friday Video battle. Yes, I went into it tired and shaken but came out a winner and by winner, I mean loser. After all, who’s going to watch it? You? You on the isle? How about you in the balcony…OK, so I don’t have a balcony, but I could and you guys wouldn’t know the difference. In fact, I might put a balcony in out of spite and….right now, by golly! I’ll make it a majestic thing with seating for 12 and plush velvety fabrics imported from Wal Mart. Why I may go as far away as IKEA for the decor or better yet, my brothers garage! OK, so I don’t have a brother! I’ll just pick some house at random and….

OK ya’ll, I just got back from my mission and here’s a tip: Never try to take an old toilet out of someone’s garage. By the way, anyone know how to pick buckshot out of your backside?

No, no, I didn’t forget our presentation. I think it’s pretty self explanitory so lets just get to it while I head on to the hospit….Wow, everything looks all fuzzy….where’d that pool of bloo….Mommy?

Friday Video: Lost Tapes-Bigfoot

Hey everyone! I’ll have you know that my operation was a complete success, although I’ll never play the piano again. It’s a good thing I never studied piano, huh?

OK, settle down, I know it’s funny…..I just love to entertain all of you little people out there. I know how much joy I bring to your otherwise empty, pointless lives. Just doing my part…I think I’m going to cr…*sniff* *sniff*